Tuesday, August 28, 2007

more SUPERZ!!!

who wants to see this show?

i am getting ready to pitch it to some executives. i dunno who. but executives are cool people who like cool cartoons. just trying to give the people what they want. nobody wants to see shitty cartoons anymore.

i sure as fuck dont

i hate them.

if they dont buy my show, i will just have to slave away and make it myself. but so be it. starving to death to make cool cartoons.

thats lyfe.




here is GREEN T. kicking some viral ass. these are probably new stds created by the zordox since they fuck each other all the time in different time zones and dimensions and mixing and matching new and old diseases which are super lethal. this is why GREEN T. is so vital to the group, his mastery of antibodies, vaccines and just fucking AWEZOME immune system, helps these dudes travel. most zordox have the lifespan of flies because they eventually die of diseases they can't handle. however they mass produce themselves do to future CLONE BOOTHS ( like phone booths, but you put in quarters and clone yourself) all teh clones come out retarded naturally and so you have a bunch of retarded yet threatening zordox reeking havoc on the stupid population of the past present and alternate dimensions.







PMS kicking some zordox ass. her vag-canon can retract back into her panteaze. basically her lower underwear piece can morph into hot lingerie to lure in her victims. so she will shake her ass out of a corner etc. before whipping out her lethal canon and spraying her victims.





running water, invading the toilet of a zordox about to shit. the ball he hold is a source of his old indian spells which he uses to hypntize his enemies. he usually leaves them in a stupefying trance before drowning them or handing them of to another SUPER.





angel minor is great at direction and normally guides the group to the right place. he has an encyclopedic knowledge of the time zones and dimenions as well as tunnels and other secret passages throughout... these are much needed for the SUPERZ when they have to go on covert missions to infiltrate a mass army of zordox.



Tardak. he is dark and can hang from ceilings high above and target his victims. One of his signature moves is falling on top of them while they suffocate in his tar skin.









remember all this material is copyright me. so don't get any wise ideas. if you do i swear to god, buddha, divine unknown, i will beat the shit out of you, possibly kill you, or just break off your hands, piss in your eyeballs and hang you outside on my flagpole so everyone will know what a slimey wretched sordid cheapskating, motherfucker you are. your good buddy - david.

18 comments:

Jay D Smith said...

these are funny as fuck!!

hope your pitch goes well! would love to see this on tv!

j.

Marc Deckter said...

Yes! Make this show!

And RUNNING WATER should have his own spin-off solo show too. He's got super cartoony potential.

(BTW, contrary to what one of your previous commenters said, I really like that each character is one color. It's more superhero-ish)

ryan said...

these drawings are all good. you should add some chunks to that vagina blood hahah

Kevin Langley said...

The Vag-cannon is the greatest weapon a hero could have. Awesome stuff, good luck pitching this.

Corey said...

do. it.

tek! said...

Tardak is my hero. I will follow him to the death!
also, that is the awesomest copyright disclaimer i have ever seen.

Pedro Vargas said...

Wow, David! These last few posts are great! This is a kick-ass idea! The vag-cannon haha! Tardak is I think my favorite.

Takin' it to the Top was great! I liked how they moved when they climbed up. Super hilarious. Thanks for the shout out too.

I'd love to see this get picked up as a show. Good luck pitching it!

Chloe Cumming said...

Gosh, what an imagination you have.

The word is 'clots', Ryan, not chunks, clots.

like these lots. look at you making an effort and having an imagination. Oh it's nice to see.

Kenny P. said...

Shit-Goddamnit! Yes!!!

chrisallison said...

Hey David! This is a cool idea!

My buddies went to go pitch. All they had was a couple of show premises, not even artwork. Some of their ideas got shot down right away (good thing they didn't make big ol' pitch packets). I might suggest going in with a gaggle of ideas along with these swell drawings to pitch. Never know if any of your other premises might catch their attention without the arduous work of putting together some flashy presentation.

Good luck! If you get a show, please hire me.

benj said...

SUPER FUNNY STUFF!!!
I'm hope those executives people will buy this show RIGHT AWAY!

The indian dude is my favorite.

Anonymous said...

The Superz from the planet Awezome with their time travlling Zordox.

Why does everything from space have to have a Z in cartoons?

Other than that, I didn't read any of it but the character art looks quite good and reminds me of John Kricfalusi's work, which I like.

Good luck with it man!

ted said...

Holy Shee-it! That is sum dynamite stuff. Its funny as fuck, so I dont think TV will be allowed to do it. "Dear Internets, I want to put hot cartoons in you.Love, Funny."

Pat McMicheal said...

Funny Shit....Dude, you may have gone a little too far with the vag-cannon!! That's really f**kin gross. ( yet effective ). Good Luck pitching this buddy!

Mitch Greenwood said...

Yeah I don't think the censors would allow something like the Vag-cannon on TV. That is pretty gross. But who knows, you can get away with a lot on nowadays.

Looney Moon Cartoons said...

Remember to bring some kind of shield or something to the pitch. If any of the executives are militant feminists they might get offended and fire their vag-cannons at you.
Good luck, I would love to see it on TV.

PCUnfunny said...

Geh,Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh.Pitch this show !

Anonymous said...

Hahh wow man , wow . This is fucking hilarious genius shit . "Running water" HAHAHAHA
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