Help a brother out

WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN SALLA??





i know the animation industry is a small inbred community.

I want to meet this guy and shake his hand. Maybe work on a project with him someday. He seems like a SWELL HUMAN BEING!

Here is a nice little email i received from him (and by nice i mean AWESOME!):

"How do I become as hip as you? So Bold...so Anti-establishment?
Should I start by posting a straight faced picture of myself on my blog to go along with my John K ripoff art and start calling myself an "Independent Publisher"

Maybe I'll go into my profile page and list several different forms of Jazz music to which I listen. Perhaps I'll list some "early forms" of other types of music to give the impression that during the later years that form of music became too commercialized and I lost interest.

I know I can be hip too, but I just don't know where to start.
Please help.
-J"


It was so awesome i couldn't help but share it with my fellow readers.


So if anyone knows this dude. tell him i said WASSSUPPP!!! give him a HIGH FIVE for me too!

Welp, gotta go guys. Gotta get back to making some john k ripoff art.


See ya around!

SHHHHHH

sneak peek of the scene i am almost done with from the secret cartoon i am over halfway done with. (with animation, i still have color,mix sound, foley, music and do everything else that people forget goes into making your own cartoon)

SHHHH








copyright me 2008, don't front.

updateee

another blogger update.

got the new wacom. going good. working on the cartoon going good. getting drained from lame work, not so good, but will half ass it because even my half ass still kicks ass (for work) looking to play some tennis

went to lame club, but didnt have to pay the 20$ cover, remembered some dumb club people. clubbier not hipsters. the more connections i have the more opportunities i will have to infiltrate and research these exclusive breeds of dumb shallow rich superficial vapid idiots. a cartooning goldmine!


girl on the left had a weird dress, like someone cut a square out of it. ha ha




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goon duo. or doucheduo. stocky man on the right was doing the stand still arm roll dance. hilarious.







Also go to Bob Camp's blog (for awesome drawings too) and see the Kliban comic he posted. Remember we are cartoonists we shouldn't take shit from nobody. Anyone that tries to tell you otherwise tell them to suck your dick (or eat your pussy blood) and stab a pencil in their throat.

fuck them






gangster animals:




until next time.

sorry for the infrequent updates. i have to finish animating my secret cartoon.



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couple more

came down with some sort of flu or cold thanks to some sick people at work. pretty mad about it. i hate being out of the loop, the physical loop. trying to the beat the shit out of this bullshit virus inside me so i can get back to the ass kicking agenda. Fuck a cold. motherfucker. and the fever. that shit wont stop me.


fucking fever.

ctown

a memory drawing from a memory drawing  of a hotshot cartoonist

chris allison

who else

dfsdafsdafsaf2!!!!!!!

I apologize....havent been updating as much. busy with lots of stuff, move, taxes, work aka painzone, multiple cartoons projects, and other miscellaneous bullshit.

i have been doodling and working on more secret porjects, the wacom situation is still shakey, but the replacement should come soon, in the mail. hooooooooooray. then its gungho cartoon time, no more wacking my pen on the desk to get it work.


here is a piece of shit trash can idea.

copyright me 2008, you got that homiez.

however word on the street is trash can ideas are popular these days. The goal is to sell a piece of shit, to fund the gold. its like cartoon alchemy.




time defenders. copyright me, 2008 - eternity.


time defenders come to the rescue in situations where people are suffering through what seems like hours, when its only minutes (waiting at a doctors office, sitting in traffic, waiting for food when you're hungry) Or the situations where you just need one more hour, or a couple more minutes (tight deadlines, kid trying to finish last problem on math test, premature ejaculation, sleep) this of course is because of the evil time manipulators. They stretch and shrink time to fuck with you. You don't know about it, but it happens in the 6th dimension, the dimension of time alteration. In this dimension, time can be toiled with, if in the wrong hands, however the time defenders make sure shit happens the way it should, so that humans in regular world will not suffer or incur any consequential damage due the time manipulators tampering. There is a lot of time tampering in this place, from freak accidents to evil villainous agenda, to childlike naive actions from the wanderrogues.

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here are some of the defenders.

BLACKOUT he basically crushes and bashes the incorrect Time Clocks set up by the villains.




Quaswor He is a warrior, who fights the malicious villians (those that go out and cause trouble constantly.




Charlot Carbanx She lures horny wanderrogues, can send them back to prepubescent state. Is known for giving perpetual blueballs.



Gorithian Harddick He is a jolly man. He drinks time-aid. Gets drunk, is brutish and irresponsible, but strong, and knows how to turn back the hands of time. He often armwrestles the hands of clocks, always winning.



There are others, but i am too tired to color them. like Minute Maid the helpful lady that tends the wounds and scars of the time defenders, and TickTackTock an evil villain who uses expired breath mints as his major weapon.



and here are some dogs

generic dogs.



okay

thats all for now.
more soon probably

damn homie wtf?!?

my wacom is still hanging in there. so am i. did some doodles. doodle dump should have worked on my cartoon more today. i did some tiny thumbs, but that doesn't cut. thumbnails planning out scenes dont get cartoons done. trying to finish up a pitch project to pitch to studios, get rejected and then go behind a dog with a brown bag, catch its shit in the bag, and pitch that.



























NO PROBLEMMMMMMMM! lime canadian cheeze disco is good shit to get you hyped up about lame stuff. "on the grid" is a really cool kitschy synth pop mechanical song with a single note bass line but alternating appregiating high pitch synth and then this cool guy saying "no problem" delayed. its pretty hilarious. It makes me feel like a robot cartoonist. a good one.