Friday, April 13, 2007

Blogger Trolls

Blogger Trolls are a new kind of troll. They have migrated from message boards and chatrooms into the blogger world. Where there is an outlet to gain some sort of attention, negative or otherwise, these lonely losers will be there to take advantage of such situations. Blogger trolls are kind of like pathetic leeches that try to disrupt blogger peace and cool blogger communities, like the cartoonist's one. I suppose my blog is a target for these trolls for whatever reason. oh well. No one deserves a blogger troll. They are the lowest of the low. Posting as anonymous like losers they are. These are the kind of people who talk a lot of shit behind a computer and get big boners over making "clever" insults, but in real life they are meek and quiet and couldn't kill a fly because they are huge pussies. I've seen it happen before. I've met loudmouth internet hotshots, who turn out to be soft-spoken docile intimidated jokers. Enjoy the comic, its taking me 10 hours to type this because there are too many images in this blogger post and the shit is lagging big time.

















































29 comments:

Jay D Smith said...

lol!!!!

Dustin said...

That was nice. I really like how much you draw your little comics out, like you really take your time to get to the point. I also don't know if the effect would be the same if you didn't have to scroll downwards to see it all. Makes what's coming next unexpected.

Dustin said...

Also, my fav. panel was where the Troll murderer says "You know what?" Ha ha ha, awesome expression and pose, and I love how the troll says "what" in the same frame.

Trevour said...

This just made my night. Easily one of the funniest things I've seen so far this year!!!

Arschblog said...

Great idea and very funny too! Your characters have so much life, I can hear them talk when I look at your art.:)
I hope that all these Trolls on the computers see that!>:-)
When I have an opinion I always write it with my name and nobody can post his comment as anonymous on my blog! Haha

I draw fast and often too, that's the reason why I have so many sketchbooks! Do you want to trade some sketchbooks with me?

Tom said...

Dude! Freakin' awesome! I know the feeling with certain individuals that will remain anonymous that go to some art schools. Maybe I am in that category...Shouldn't have posted this...stupid Blogger Troll!

Danne8a said...

Hahahhahaa!
HELL YES!!!!
Perfect!

Jorge Garrido said...

GENIUS!!

Shawn said...

Hahaha!
HI-LARIOUS!

I like the part where the troll's eyes bounce to the end of his nose!

Kenny P. said...

Now I sort of empathize with the little bastard, though I do prefer him dead.
Stupid troll.

rex said...

hahahaha
incredible poses, funny stuff!

Lee-Roy said...

You're still a whiney faggot! Who is that buff dude, anyway? Is that supposed to be you? Haha! Yeah, right!

JUST KIDDING! Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Truly, this is sublime. Beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye. I wish this were real.

Death to trolls. :)

David Germain said...

Ha ha! I've had runins with trolls on my blog as well. The last one even said some bullshit like "Hey I'm just trying to help you. You have to take constructive criticism."

While that last statement has some truth to it, all his criticism was DEstructive rather than CONstructive which is why I just deleted all his posts. Really, that's what you should do with troll posts, delete them. If you make any attempt to actually communicate with these creatures it just makes the trolling worse.

So, yes, I enjoyed your little comic emensely, David. every blogger should see this post.

Pedro Vargas said...

Man this is great! I loved it! I can totally see this animated. I love his eyes bounce to the point of his nose and the expressions on that big guy are just insanely good. Really good stuff!

David Germain said...

Hey, David, I promoted this post on my blog just now. I recommend that everyone else here that's seen this post should do the same. I think it's something every blogger can appreciate.

Oh, I did borrow one of your pictures for that post. I hope you don't mind.

Uncle Phil said...

i love it.

Rembrandt said...

I agree with mr. David Germain.
Blogger trolls have become a real pestly prescence on blogger.



Thanks for the delightful post!

spleenal said...

If you want to scare the trolls away just don't allow anonymous comments.
Negative nellys don't like you to know where they blog, so you can't go round there and tell them they're crap on their own site!

I want to say something like "fight the power" now but that's not quite right is it.

david gemmill said...

thanks buddies!!


jay d - Thanks!


dustin - hahah thanks, I started it out as an animatic and then later just turned it into a comic which i guess would explain all the drawings. I think the scroll-down method works good as well. Also thanks for the comment on the big dude, i thought those were pretty funny myself. hahahaah


trevour - thanks buddy!! I hope i can top this one.

arschblog - thanks! haha. I guesss i am too lazy to change the comment moderation or whatever. the new bloggger setup iskind of confusing. I don't really have any sketchbooks right now (unless you consider lined legal pads sketchbooks) but if i did i would trade. hahaaha


tom - thanks pal! I wouldn't classify yourself as part of that category cause you actually have an avatar and post by your name, and as far as i can tell, you don't post mean or weird comments. haha. i think its only anonymous weiners that are the real problem.

danny - thanks buddy!! :)


jorge - haah thanks!!

shawn - thanks! i think i use that gag in another comic, BUT, i never finished it so i'd figure i would use it hear. or i am not sure if thy were rolling or maybe they just popped out and then i would just be stealing from tex. hahaha.


kenny - hahaha. He had it coming.


rex - thanks!!


lee-roy - haahhaa. i wish the anonymous troll had the balls to post another commentm just so i could make fun of him/her more. hahah

david - hah i know/knew i wasnt/am not the only one that has to deal with trolls. So fuck em. Also thanks for the plug. hopefully it will discourage anymore troll activity in the blogger realm, or it just might make them post more because of the attention. either way they are losers.

pedro - thanks buddy!!! if only i had more time i would have animated it. haahah.

uncle phil - thanks!

rembrandt - thanks!

spleenal - i guess that is something to consider, but i know that some of my friends who don't have blogger do post comments on my blog from time to time, except they sign their names in teh anonymous comments. So i dunno. It is something to consider.


thanks again everybody!

Ariel said...

Man... you must be getting some whiney troll faggots commenting on here eh?.. You certainly have the skillz to draw up the suituation, so let that be a warning for them.

By the way, that muscle guy looks alot like one of the Ripping Friends.. (*I can't help but refer your style back to john K's(sorry)

Your detailed observations of hipster-people are hillarious though.. keep that up.

Jorge Garrido said...

ariel, if anything, I think it looks more like Crusher from "Rabbit Punch."

J.E.Daniels said...

That's great!
I don't care for those blogger trolls as well...

Gabriel said...

since your drawings are that good, you must have said something to piss the trolls and attract them here...

Logan said...

HAHAHAHAHA, FUCKING AWESOME DAVID. I remember reading that comment....HAHAHAA

benj said...

As Pedro said "I can totally see this animated", you're drawings are so lively, the poses are so nice & they have funny expressions too.

Everything works. Even that anonymous loser didn't post a comment, 'cause now he's saying to himself: "Man that David guy draw too good.... & he's right about that "troll" thing... maybe I should stop....

....or not"

ivan ives said...

dude this was awesome. sorry for the slew of comments its been a moment since ive visited your blog. i hate those trolls.

TheRealBrew4You said...

Hey man! I'm a troll- and a cyber-stalker-victim since some months and so I really enjoy your little cartoon! Keep it on!

Question: do you know something about a new "right" among "bloggers" that if someone complains about files you'd uploaded or such, that you have the right to get the IP-address of the one who complained?

Anonymous said...

you are a.... WHINEY FAGGOT! AHA!

God's Favorite Noize said...

eeee hee hee hee hee hee hee...Troll Murderer. I help administer a phpbb2 board for a non-profit and I cannot tell you how AWESOME it would be to actually have such a thing. *ugh* Took me 2 years to stop the SPAM, but the trolls never really go away. Best advice is to just ignore them...that at least limits the posts to 1 or 2. Seriously, if you folks see anything that's an obvious bait for a pointless argument, just move along...there's nothing to see there. TRUST ME, you'll be happier and live longer for it.

 

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