Sunday, May 04, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
couple more
came down with some sort of flu or cold thanks to some sick people at work. pretty mad about it. i hate being out of the loop, the physical loop. trying to the beat the shit out of this bullshit virus inside me so i can get back to the ass kicking agenda. Fuck a cold. motherfucker. and the fever. that shit wont stop me.
fucking fever.
fucking fever.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
dfsdafsdafsaf2!!!!!!!
I apologize....havent been updating as much. busy with lots of stuff, move, taxes, work aka painzone, multiple cartoons projects, and other miscellaneous bullshit.
i have been doodling and working on more secret porjects, the wacom situation is still shakey, but the replacement should come soon, in the mail. hooooooooooray. then its gungho cartoon time, no more wacking my pen on the desk to get it work.
here is a piece of shit trash can idea.
copyright me 2008, you got that homiez.
however word on the street is trash can ideas are popular these days. The goal is to sell a piece of shit, to fund the gold. its like cartoon alchemy.
time defenders. copyright me, 2008 - eternity.
time defenders come to the rescue in situations where people are suffering through what seems like hours, when its only minutes (waiting at a doctors office, sitting in traffic, waiting for food when you're hungry) Or the situations where you just need one more hour, or a couple more minutes (tight deadlines, kid trying to finish last problem on math test, premature ejaculation, sleep) this of course is because of the evil time manipulators. They stretch and shrink time to fuck with you. You don't know about it, but it happens in the 6th dimension, the dimension of time alteration. In this dimension, time can be toiled with, if in the wrong hands, however the time defenders make sure shit happens the way it should, so that humans in regular world will not suffer or incur any consequential damage due the time manipulators tampering. There is a lot of time tampering in this place, from freak accidents to evil villainous agenda, to childlike naive actions from the wanderrogues.
bla bla bla
here are some of the defenders.
BLACKOUT he basically crushes and bashes the incorrect Time Clocks set up by the villains.
Quaswor He is a warrior, who fights the malicious villians (those that go out and cause trouble constantly.
Charlot Carbanx She lures horny wanderrogues, can send them back to prepubescent state. Is known for giving perpetual blueballs.
Gorithian Harddick He is a jolly man. He drinks time-aid. Gets drunk, is brutish and irresponsible, but strong, and knows how to turn back the hands of time. He often armwrestles the hands of clocks, always winning.
There are others, but i am too tired to color them. like Minute Maid the helpful lady that tends the wounds and scars of the time defenders, and TickTackTock an evil villain who uses expired breath mints as his major weapon.
and here are some dogs
generic dogs.
okay
thats all for now.
more soon probably
i have been doodling and working on more secret porjects, the wacom situation is still shakey, but the replacement should come soon, in the mail. hooooooooooray. then its gungho cartoon time, no more wacking my pen on the desk to get it work.
here is a piece of shit trash can idea.
copyright me 2008, you got that homiez.
however word on the street is trash can ideas are popular these days. The goal is to sell a piece of shit, to fund the gold. its like cartoon alchemy.
time defenders. copyright me, 2008 - eternity.
time defenders come to the rescue in situations where people are suffering through what seems like hours, when its only minutes (waiting at a doctors office, sitting in traffic, waiting for food when you're hungry) Or the situations where you just need one more hour, or a couple more minutes (tight deadlines, kid trying to finish last problem on math test, premature ejaculation, sleep) this of course is because of the evil time manipulators. They stretch and shrink time to fuck with you. You don't know about it, but it happens in the 6th dimension, the dimension of time alteration. In this dimension, time can be toiled with, if in the wrong hands, however the time defenders make sure shit happens the way it should, so that humans in regular world will not suffer or incur any consequential damage due the time manipulators tampering. There is a lot of time tampering in this place, from freak accidents to evil villainous agenda, to childlike naive actions from the wanderrogues.
bla bla bla
here are some of the defenders.
BLACKOUT he basically crushes and bashes the incorrect Time Clocks set up by the villains.
Quaswor He is a warrior, who fights the malicious villians (those that go out and cause trouble constantly.
Charlot Carbanx She lures horny wanderrogues, can send them back to prepubescent state. Is known for giving perpetual blueballs.
Gorithian Harddick He is a jolly man. He drinks time-aid. Gets drunk, is brutish and irresponsible, but strong, and knows how to turn back the hands of time. He often armwrestles the hands of clocks, always winning.
There are others, but i am too tired to color them. like Minute Maid the helpful lady that tends the wounds and scars of the time defenders, and TickTackTock an evil villain who uses expired breath mints as his major weapon.
and here are some dogs
generic dogs.
okay
thats all for now.
more soon probably
Monday, March 24, 2008
Friday, September 28, 2007
**Break CARTOON time***
this is a short shorty short cartooon breaker cartoon from the other larger cartoon projects i am working on. as usual. it got OOC (out of control) and i kept adding shit. even though it turned out pretty shitty. i added more thinking it would make up for it.
but who the fuck cares. hahahahaa. this is mostly all straight ahead, random animation. kind of like straight ahead non sequitur short film-making.
hope you like it. be sure to dance to the cheezy music i made for it as well (haphazardly after the fact, so its not timed perfectly although i did have some happy uncanny accidents)
look for the secret surprise. tell me if you found it.
but who the fuck cares. hahahahaa. this is mostly all straight ahead, random animation. kind of like straight ahead non sequitur short film-making.
hope you like it. be sure to dance to the cheezy music i made for it as well (haphazardly after the fact, so its not timed perfectly although i did have some happy uncanny accidents)
look for the secret surprise. tell me if you found it.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
new show for adult swim
personally, i think its gonna be a hit.
or as me and my buddies like to say "a hit and a half"
or as me and my buddies like to say "a hit and a half"
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
more SUPERZ!!!
who wants to see this show?
i am getting ready to pitch it to some executives. i dunno who. but executives are cool people who like cool cartoons. just trying to give the people what they want. nobody wants to see shitty cartoons anymore.
i sure as fuck dont
i hate them.
if they dont buy my show, i will just have to slave away and make it myself. but so be it. starving to death to make cool cartoons.
thats lyfe.
here is GREEN T. kicking some viral ass. these are probably new stds created by the zordox since they fuck each other all the time in different time zones and dimensions and mixing and matching new and old diseases which are super lethal. this is why GREEN T. is so vital to the group, his mastery of antibodies, vaccines and just fucking AWEZOME immune system, helps these dudes travel. most zordox have the lifespan of flies because they eventually die of diseases they can't handle. however they mass produce themselves do to future CLONE BOOTHS ( like phone booths, but you put in quarters and clone yourself) all teh clones come out retarded naturally and so you have a bunch of retarded yet threatening zordox reeking havoc on the stupid population of the past present and alternate dimensions.
PMS kicking some zordox ass. her vag-canon can retract back into her panteaze. basically her lower underwear piece can morph into hot lingerie to lure in her victims. so she will shake her ass out of a corner etc. before whipping out her lethal canon and spraying her victims.
running water, invading the toilet of a zordox about to shit. the ball he hold is a source of his old indian spells which he uses to hypntize his enemies. he usually leaves them in a stupefying trance before drowning them or handing them of to another SUPER.
angel minor is great at direction and normally guides the group to the right place. he has an encyclopedic knowledge of the time zones and dimenions as well as tunnels and other secret passages throughout... these are much needed for the SUPERZ when they have to go on covert missions to infiltrate a mass army of zordox.
Tardak. he is dark and can hang from ceilings high above and target his victims. One of his signature moves is falling on top of them while they suffocate in his tar skin.
remember all this material is copyright me. so don't get any wise ideas. if you do i swear to god, buddha, divine unknown, i will beat the shit out of you, possibly kill you, or just break off your hands, piss in your eyeballs and hang you outside on my flagpole so everyone will know what a slimey wretched sordid cheapskating, motherfucker you are. your good buddy - david.
i am getting ready to pitch it to some executives. i dunno who. but executives are cool people who like cool cartoons. just trying to give the people what they want. nobody wants to see shitty cartoons anymore.
i sure as fuck dont
i hate them.
if they dont buy my show, i will just have to slave away and make it myself. but so be it. starving to death to make cool cartoons.
thats lyfe.
here is GREEN T. kicking some viral ass. these are probably new stds created by the zordox since they fuck each other all the time in different time zones and dimensions and mixing and matching new and old diseases which are super lethal. this is why GREEN T. is so vital to the group, his mastery of antibodies, vaccines and just fucking AWEZOME immune system, helps these dudes travel. most zordox have the lifespan of flies because they eventually die of diseases they can't handle. however they mass produce themselves do to future CLONE BOOTHS ( like phone booths, but you put in quarters and clone yourself) all teh clones come out retarded naturally and so you have a bunch of retarded yet threatening zordox reeking havoc on the stupid population of the past present and alternate dimensions.
PMS kicking some zordox ass. her vag-canon can retract back into her panteaze. basically her lower underwear piece can morph into hot lingerie to lure in her victims. so she will shake her ass out of a corner etc. before whipping out her lethal canon and spraying her victims.
running water, invading the toilet of a zordox about to shit. the ball he hold is a source of his old indian spells which he uses to hypntize his enemies. he usually leaves them in a stupefying trance before drowning them or handing them of to another SUPER.
angel minor is great at direction and normally guides the group to the right place. he has an encyclopedic knowledge of the time zones and dimenions as well as tunnels and other secret passages throughout... these are much needed for the SUPERZ when they have to go on covert missions to infiltrate a mass army of zordox.
Tardak. he is dark and can hang from ceilings high above and target his victims. One of his signature moves is falling on top of them while they suffocate in his tar skin.
remember all this material is copyright me. so don't get any wise ideas. if you do i swear to god, buddha, divine unknown, i will beat the shit out of you, possibly kill you, or just break off your hands, piss in your eyeballs and hang you outside on my flagpole so everyone will know what a slimey wretched sordid cheapskating, motherfucker you are. your good buddy - david.
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